That's What She Said Jokes

You know, I am really mad at She right now.

Why? Because She is stealing everything I want to say.

If I say anything that even remotely sounds like there could be a possible sexual innuendo contrived from it, nobody pays attention to what I say anymore.

Because they don’t care what I say. They’re too busy laughing at what She said, even though I said the exact same thing.

Then come the high fives and the silly giggling as She, desperate for more attention and chuckles from the crowd, disrupts the laughter with another stupid sexual remark, further fueling the brainless guffaws of those within earshot.

Most kids like it when She butts her way into their conversation, as they invite her to cut short whatever their friend or themselves were saying to appeal to their most barbaric sense of humor.

Some people find She funny, turning into a hysterical barrel of laughs whenever She so rudely takes the words out of my mouth, interrupting what was once an intellectual conversation.

But frankly, I don’t find it amusing, and I’m tired of She stealing the attention away from me and what I’m trying to say.

You see, She is an unintelligent, dim-witted girl who doesn’t understand why anybody would want to say something productive or scholarly.

As such, She decides to conquer the minds of even the brightest and most brilliant students, which they ironically surrender without a struggle, mindlessly listening and laughing at what She has to say.

Eventually She is going to get so good at barge in on conversations that nobody will be able to say anything at all without interruption. What kind of campus would Granite Bay High be if She spoke for all of us?

Many kids would argue a funny and happy campus.

But I contend that the presence of She across the school not only demeans the respect we should have for each other, but also degenerates the high caliber minds that we are trying to educate while in our high school years.

She should just shut up and let us talk.